Laloo, The Prime Minister

What would be changed if Laloo Prasad Yadav becomes India's Prime
Minister rather than Railway Minister:

1. National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat
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2. National Attire : Dhoti & Kurta

3. National Drink : Fresh Buffalo Milk

4. National Animal : Buffalo, from Bihar

5. National Sport : Milking Buffalo (AM)&
Buffalo Race (PM)

6. Corporate Language : Enlish-va

7. National Toy : A. K. 57

8. National Family Planning Policy : Hum Do,
Humare Nau

9. National Documentry Film : Laloo Ban Gaya
Gentleman

10. National Vehicle : Buffalo Cart

11. National Recreation : Pro-creation.