Can't escape

Once
PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo
Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an
autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all
three of
them died.

Yama Raja was
waiting for this moment at the doorstep of
death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to
HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had already
decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo
is not at all happy with this decision..


He asks Yama as to why this
discrimination is being made. All the three
of
them had served the public. Similarly, all
took bribes, all misused public
positions,
etc.

Then why the differential treatment?


He felt that there should be a formal
test or an objective evaluation before
a
decision is made; and should not be just based
on opinion or
pre-conceived
notions.

Yama
agrees to this and asks all the three of them to
appear for an English
test.

PVNR is
asked to spell ' INDIA
' and he does it correctly.

Advani is
asked to spell ' ENGLAND
' and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn
and he is asked to spell ' CZECHOSLOVAKIA
'.

Laloo protests that he doesn't know
English.

He says this is not fair and
that he was given a tough question and
thus
forced to fail with false
intent.

Yama then agrees to
conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another
chance
assuming that Laloo should at least
feel that Hindi would provide an
equal
platform for all three).

PVNR is
asked to write 'KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW'. He writes
it easily and
passes.

Advani is asked
to write 'BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN'. He too
passes.

Laloo is asked to write 'BANDAR
BOLA GURRRRRR.... .'
Tough one. He fails
again.

Laloo is extremely
unhappy.

Having been a student of history
(which the other two weren't),he now

requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a
test in history

Yama says OK but this
would be the last chance and that he would not
take
any more tests.

PVNR is asked:
'When did India get
Independence
?'. He replied '1947' and

passed.

Advani is asked 'How many
people died during the independence
struggle?'.

He gets nervous. Yama asked
him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or
200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and
says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's
turn
now.
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Yama
asks him to give the Name and Address of each of
the 200,000 who died
in the
struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to
go to HELL.

Moral
of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO
SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO
ESCAPE......
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