Comments : What If Titanic Sank Today?

Reaction from different countries:

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U.S.A:

“A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.

We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.

Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network.”

(Former US President Bush…..... whoelse?)

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U.K:

“I have spoken to the President of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with.”

(Prime Minister Blair)

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Iraq:

“LOL!!!” (President Saddam Hussain)

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Israel:

“These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that
sinking of Titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have commited such a crime.

We will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them,
kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps.”

(Ariel Sharon….)

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Canada:

“Titanic who?” (Canadian Prime Minister)

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India:

“Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of
Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris.

Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism.
We are now deploying more soldiers to the border.”

(Ex-Prime Minister Vajpayee)

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Pakistan:

“Sind may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat ke liye pabandi”

(President Musharraf)

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UN:

“Shit happens right??”

(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)



And what about the reactions within India?

Mayawati: “I declare the Dalits who perished aboard the Titanic as martyrs and statues to remember them shall be erected in every state capital (right next to my own)”

Laloo Prasad Yadav: “I grieve for the dead Railway employees aboard the Titanic from the bottom of my heart – and my wife’s bottom as well. Free railway passes for Garib Rath shall be provided to their families – along with milk every week from my private dairy farm (at Government subsidized rates)”

Raj Thackeray: “I keep telling you – it’s those North Indians on board who were responsible for sinking the ship. These guys just migrate anywhere they can…”

Mamta Banerjee: “Naturally, the ship was bound to sink. What can you expect from something that was built by Tata plant in Gujarat? This is why I shall never allow Tata factory in Bengal”

Narendra Modi: “These allegations are baseless. People of all communities were living in harmony on the ship – just like they do in the state of Gujarat. Yes, I have heard of some cabins aboard being set on fire, but that has nothing to do with the BJP and the captain (who was from Gujarat) showed no bias and did not incite the mob”

Karunanidhi: “I have just sent a strong letter to the PM asking about the measure to secure fate of the reserved category people aboard the ship. Also, it is wrong to say that this is caused by the LTTE. They are our friends and are opressed in Lanka. Given a choice, I’d say that Jayalalitha and her party are responsible”

Jayalalitha: “Karunanidhi is responsible for this fiasco – no doubt. In the next election, we will switch sides and parties too”